is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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