I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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