: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
