A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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