this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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