yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
