I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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