He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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