we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Randomize