She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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