Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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