Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Randomize
