I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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