I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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