so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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