I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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