he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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