A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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