i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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