I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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