taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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