My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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