dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize