I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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