I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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