I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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