..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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