My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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