You made me cry and you don't even care
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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