You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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