Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
