I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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