Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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