just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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