so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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