Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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