why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
high people should be assigned attendants
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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