Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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