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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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