Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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