alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
they're like a gay fantastic four
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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