i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think your dad took our porno
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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