I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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