If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Randomize
