no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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