We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize