Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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