i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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