nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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