oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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