Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
