So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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