I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm getting married
To pizza
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Randomize
