Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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